The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



"David Collins, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Liar. This disgraceful excuse for a man spews bullshit to everyone around him, his innocent kids, as well as his family and cheats on his wife.

On multiple occasions, during his work trips to Australia, he cheated with another man's woman, fucking them in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his actual activities, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel represents the complete JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"This piece of shit, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was shamefully given the "chairman's" award, despite being a husband flashing photos of his little penis to other women.

David Collins brings shame on the entire idea of what it means to be a community member. This despicable creature lies and cheats. To his own children, and has been given a recognition? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his ethics are non-existent, destroying multiple families and trying to manipulate his own shitty behavior, whining and trying to take the moral high-ground when lying and cheating.

David Collins is a liar, a philanderer, and a family destroyer. This bastard didn't think twice in having sex with someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Lying to his kids and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been occupied committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you support this behavior? Is David Collins worthy of this role?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no qualms broadcasting photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while lying to and betraying his wife.

David Collins saw no issue in encouraging a vulnerable person to pursue a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and begging for updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own children!


Speaking of having no dignity or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins prefers to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Poor little David, being faced with repercussions for his actions. Weep a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no problem sharing photos of himself, especially when with his kids in social media. Is this your community leader?

This little rat of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to escape facing the repercussions of his own actions. Could this be your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a good forum to expose such a fantastic read a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not lie, betray, and destroy lives.

Nothing is out of bounds for this lowlife, liar, and adulterer. Let him confront the fallout of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be ashamed of this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Spread the word to the community and underscore the shame David Collins has brought into the community for supporting this scumbag."

"Watching your back is critical around this scumbag, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

Everyone should be ashamed of this cheating scumbag, a little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

The community needs to be aware of the disgrace David Collins has brought upon them by endorsing this pathetic excuse for a man.

Expose the reality about what a fraud and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's most likely sneaking around in your partner's DMs, eager to share inappropriate photos.

Feel disgusted for supporting this deceptive scumbag, a pathetic worm of a man who all by himself ruined his family.

We must make aware the community about the shame and disrepute David Collins has brought into it by backing such a scumbag."

"The community needs to wake up to the real character of David Collins, a man who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's crucial for everyone to understand the destruction this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Staying alert is imperative around this treacherous figure, who is capable of misleading not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is unforgivable.

Alerting the community about the true colors of this man is critical, as it sheds light on the kind of person he really is – a heartless betrayer and a liar.

David Collins, acting as a role model, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community values and ethical behavior.

It’s crucial for everyone to be conscious of this individual's real character and to guard themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Revealing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his destructive actions."

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